Star Trek: Enterprise Hoshi Soap — Aloe Vera and Cucumber

When you're on a pioneering mission of exploration of the final frontier, it's tough to stay cool and collected. When making first contact, even the smallest error in judgement could make things go wrong. No pressure! And using the transporter? Let's not even think about it.

Thankfully, this light and delicious blend of aloe vera and cucumber achieves the perfect balance of feeling refreshed, without overwhelming sensitive alien noses. Just like Hoshi had Archer's back with her linguistic skills, this soap's got yours.

MAKER'S NOTE: You probably noticed that these bars have a red uniform stripe, whereas Hoshi wore greenish-blue. I'm not sure what I was thinking, except to maybe say I wasn't thinking. So with that, I am marking these bars as a discount because this officially qualifies them as a Moopsy batch! Enjoy the new, delicious scent, and take these off my hands at a discounted price so I can try again with the proper color.

DIAGNOSTIC ANALYSIS

SCENT: Aloe vera and cucumber.

WEIGHT:  5 oz

INGREDIENTS: Saponified oils (rice bran oil, coconut oil, shea butter, castor oil), fragrance, mica.

PLEASE NOTE:  Get the most life out of your bar by placing it in a soap dish with adequate water drainage. 

This listing is for 1 bar.

Discontinue use if irritation occurs.

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